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lightning8d:

castielsteenwolf:

castielsteenwolf:

This one time i was in church and my mom said she would give me 10$ if while the priest was flinging “holy water” at us i would run into the aisle once he passed and start hissing and screaming “IT BURNS” 

do u know how many angry Christians i got in my inbox because of this

666?

Why isn’t anyone talking about what a great sense of humor your mom has?

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anabbyaday:

And Judas told the priests and the Pharisees, “The man who I kiss on the cheek is the one you seek.”To which they replied, “Gay.”

anabbyaday:

And Judas told the priests and the Pharisees, “The man who I kiss on the cheek is the one you seek.”
To which they replied, “Gay.”

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cuttieswithallyourlies:

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what a nice day today

This is terrifying.

fartgallery:

cuttieswithallyourlies:

fartgallery:

what a nice day today

This is terrifying.

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snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

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