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highlyover-rated:

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

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dangerhamster:

blinkingkills:

thevoiceofbenedictcumberbatch:

the-vashta-natasha:

I think we need to invent a game called ‘shatner’

Someone yells ‘SHATNER’ at you and then you have to overact whatever you were doing

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this is like the less dangerous version of infomercial

I played this in Uni the other day and the guy behind me flung himself off his chair and into the wall

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eriadn:

we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”

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supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

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acomas:

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat

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The only explanation for the disappearing ring is that John used Bilbo’s ring to hide his bisexuality.

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meladoodle:

the most exciting thing that has happened today is when my best friend tried to say ‘wait’ and ‘hang on’ at the same time and ended up saying ‘wang on’ and I thought about it on the way home and nearly crashed my car from laughing so hard

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